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Contact me

My Internet Electronic Mail ("electro-mail") Address: rodney@internetelectronicmail.com

1/7/97 UPDATE- I changed my internet electronic mail ("electro-mail" a.k.a. "e-mail") address to rodney3399@yahoo.com

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I recommend Excite.com for all of your online internet world wide web searches. To go to the Excite.com internet web site on the internet's world wide web, Click on this blue hyperlink, which will take you to the Excite.com internet web site.

04/05/98 UPDATE -- Apparently, there is this new online internet web site called Google.com, and some people think it might be more advanced than Excite. I vehemently disagree with that. But if you want to try the online internet web site called Google.com, please go to the top of your world wide web browser, and type in the world wide web address http://www.google.com.

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1/27/99 update: This world wide web site works best with Internet Explorer Version 1.3. If you use Netscape Navigator Version 2.2, MC Hammer's pants will be the wrong color and Mr. T will try to sell you a box of cereal.

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Pump Up The Jam Lyrics

Pump up the jam, pump it up
While you feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'

I don't want a place to stay
Get your booty on the floor tonight
Make my day

Make my day
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Make my day
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12/14/89 UPDATE - In order to make this site compatible with Y2K, I have to add 6 Dancing MC Hammer GIFs here (I'm doing this 10 years in advance of Y2K)

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If you like my internet web site, be sure to visit it at least four times a day.

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My IQ is really high, it's 5555

- Quantum Physics is a Thing

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5/7/03 Update - For some reason, people seem to be migrating from Friendster to some Friendster clone called MySpace. LOL. Myspace? That sounds really stupid. As for me, I'm migrating from Friendster back to the original social networking web site, Shikan.org

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I'm currently pursuing a career in TV comedy writing. Here are some of my scripts.

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4/4/04 UPDATE - MC Hammer is still dancing. MC Hammer Dancing

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I code my web site by hand. I don't use Geocities.

5/12/18 UPDATE - I have a new web site that's more organized and modern than this one. Check it out: Rodney Ohebsion Web Site

Sayings From Around the World

Qigong - Shaolin Wahnam / 18 Lohan Hands The Mind

1/17/09 UPDATE - Obama is a communist. Impeach Obama.

Vote for Herman Cain

01/04/19 UPDATE - I'm a Pakistani screenwriter. Here is a scene (with English subtitles) from a movie I wrote.

2/10/20 UPDATE - I'm a Hispanic musician. Here's one of my songs.